Thou shalt not exalt any other beard before thine
Thou shalt not worship any beardless image
Thou shalt not demean or speak of any beard in vain
Thou shalt care for thy beard and keep it holy
Thou shalt honor thy beard
Thou shalt not commit beardlessness
Thou shalt not adulterate thy beard
Thou shalt not shave thy beard to bear false witness
Thou shalt not cause the removal of another’s beard
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors beard
BE HUMBLE…BE KIND…BE BEARDED.